MISTER SQUISHYTEETH

A judge OC for



Appearance:
- Varies. Gthnbnlu'xalxal loves to shift his form, but the most common one he uses is what can only be described as a winged volleyball with eyes, spines, armor plating and tentacles. His color, as well as his inability to say anything other than 'BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARG', remains the same in all forms. Whether his wings are tipped with his green bone or his greenish flesh depends on who he's around. The former is used usually when around guests, almost like a form of etiquette equivalent to wearing a tie on one's dress shirt.

Background:
- Gthnbnlu'xalxal is what Wolfsbane classifies as a Tier-2 Theta-Gamma-Theta-Mu Outer God. Their method of taxonomy concerning cosmic abominations is extremely different than the Lovecraftian ways (and yes, the Bosses are aware that Eldritch simply means 'Eerie'; they don't give a damn) so it's not quite feasible to categorize Gthnbnlu'xalxal in the same way most 'Eldritch Abomination experts' are accustomed to. And if one were to make an analogous comparison, beings that are boundlessly above the very concepts of dimensions and mathematics are Tier-1 Omega-Omega-Delta-Xi Outer Gods. Basically, even entities that transcend other transcendent beings are much lower on the food chain compared to Gthnbnlu'xalxal, at least when speaking in mundane terms. Using 'species' as further analogy, Gthnbnlu'xalxal treats other omniversal horrors like a whale does krill. That said, it just so happens that, Gthnbnlu'xalxal is no more then a newly-laid egg. He's still older than most realms, but it will take at least several 'numberless eternities' before he can undergo his 'hatching' phase, during which he will spend another set of 'numberless eternities' prior to entering his larval stage. In short, he still has a long way to go before he attains adulthood, and until then he can accept and be bound to Summoning Contracts, like the one Siegfried supplied to the current Hands of Chaos crew, the which maintains his form in the universe. The only other fact known about Gthnbnlu'xalxal is that, out of his brood, he is the only survivor from an encounter with the Tyrant Inquisitor himself.

Strengths:
- Even if he is rather wet behind the ears, figuratively and literally, being an Eldritch Abomination like him does provide some fun bonuses. At first, it would seem that Gthnbnlu'xalxal's only ability is to control his flesh and form with but a thought. Unknown to most, however, is that Gthnbnlu'xalxal is blessed with a host of rather potent passive abilities, as opposed to those that he must activate, control or use consciously. One of them is the fact that he has no real ties to Existence. Concepts like Fate, Origin, Control, Soul, Death and other things that plague those of, or within, multiverses don't apply to Gthnbnlu'xalxal. An attempt to 'comprehend' his Past will be just as futile as trying to 'negate' his Identity or 'see' into his Consciousness, regardless of whether the means used is physical, magical, cosmic, or psionic.

Weaknesses:
- He has earned his moniker 'Mr. Squishyteeth' due to his squishy teeth, which he will use to gnaw affectionately on his fellow Judges or any unoccupied furniture given the chance. This denotes a rather soft, delicate constitution. One could step on Gthnbnlu'xalxal and turn him into a hapless smear. In fact, an effective method of dispatching of him would be to slap his face. If the blow connects, one would splatter Gthnbnlu'xalxal over the nearest available surface, where it would take him a few moments to pull himself together. And when he does reform, another slap turns him back into the equivalent of a dropped bowl of batter. Repeat process to disable him for lengthy amounts of time. Holy attacks are extremely effective against him, but if they are tainted with even the slightest of evil, then their effectiveness are muted. Gthnbnlu'xalxal also has the demeanor of a golden retriever puppy, even when unruly contestants are tearing chunks out of his flesh. It is not his place, he states, to discipline them. He serves not as a policeman of the Hands, but as their loving guard dog.

Overload:
- And what a guard dog he is. Should the need arise, the Hand's reigning members can vote to thrust a special key into a certain one of Gthnbnlu'xalxal's eyes. Once twisted three times, Gthnbnlu'xalxal releases his true form, turning him from slimy chew-toy into a rampaging monstrosity that may be deployed as a superweapon of against sufficiently-aggravating foes. Rather noticeably in such a scenario, his squishy teeth aren't so squishy anymore. This is the only time when Gthnbnlu'xalxal will actually attack anyone or defend himself. He retains the ability to freely manipulate his biomass, and where once he was hampered with a fixed volume of flesh, now he can increase or decrease his size at will, going as far as to sever limbs and create full duplicates of himself, each one as deadly as the original. While in this form, Gthnbnlu'xalxal remains utterly loyal to the Hands as a collective, heeding their every command, even if it means attacking another Judge, provided the votes against him, her, or it, are unanimous.

Contract:
- More of a formality than an actual binding prison. Gthnbnlu'xalxal is more than capable of slipping out of its chains if he so chose, but then he would lose the friends he's made within the Hands of Chaos crew, all of whom he now considered his new family, ever since the obliteration of his previous one at the hands of Siegfried von Eisenhower. Besides, the Contract is what allows him to maintain a presence on this plane. If it were to be destroyed, or Gthnbnlu'xalxal decided to wriggle out of it, he would immediately vanish without a trace. Fortunately, the Judges have made many copies of it. There is no fear of what would happen if a Contract falls into the hands of an enemy. Gthnbnlu'xalxal's loyalties do not lie with anyone else, and those trying to assume control of him through a stolen Contract will find that this particular Eldritch Abomination has reserved an especially-scathing laugh for their efforts.